Anonymous: I love the expectant dad and new dad would includes, you're a really good writer! Could you maybe do "a relationship with Michael would include"? Only if you have the time ofcourse c:

balsamichood:

Thank you, you’re so sweet! Here you go :)

Being in a relationship with Michael would include:

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• him using some stupid pick-up line to chat you up
• “babe, we’re already together what are you trying”
• “just keeping the relationship alive darling”
• a lot of swearing
• hair dye boxes scattered everywhere around the bathroom
• nuzzling his face into your neck when he’s hugging you from behind
• ordering pizza at 3am when the two of you are really drunk
• on date nights he’s a real gentleman, kissing your hand and holding the door for you
• “mike, you’re the real mvp”
• coming home a little bit tipsy so that means some slow sex on the couch
• “BALLS”
• “FUCK”
• having twitter conversations while being in the same room
• ’@Michael5SOS: Y/N’s being mean to me and doesn’t want to cuddle with me’
• ’@Y/T/N: i’m quite comfortable here with @Calum5SOS thank you very much’
• ’@Calum5SOS: hehe @Michael5SOS your own girlfriend hates you’
• a lot of ass grabbing
• just not while kissing because no tongue with butt darling
• taking care of you when you’re on your period because he feels sorry for you
• posting a selfie of the two of you with your new kitten with the caption ‘we’re the proud parents to our new kitten, Hairball’
• giving each other massages when stressed out and sore
• the apartment you share is such a fucking mess, you can never find the one thing you’re looking for
• screaming the lyrics to ‘Pizza’ together
• telling him you can’t come to visit him on tour while you’re actually standing outside his hotel room
• “oh my fucking god, you’re here you little shit come here”
• tossing you over his shoulder and shooing the other boys out of the room because it’s been months darling and my hand is not doing me justice
• going with him to red carpet events and not being able to untangle your hands, he wants you by his side at all times
• giving the paps a show by making out right in front of them
• “c'mon lovebirds, before you start removing each other’s clothes” - ashton
• you sitting in between his legs watching him while he plays video games
• rubbing his cheeks against your own because he knows you hate it when he has stubble
• “darling i think Hairball needs a sibling, what do you think of trying for a baby?”
• after a lot of begging, you agree to dyeing your in matching hair colors
• “you look so fucking hot”
• waking up the next morning with hair dye stains on the pillowcases
• walking around in his bandtees on Sunday mornings while making breakfast
• you actually had to go make breakfast because no darling i’m sleeping
• him allowing you to wear his denim jackets
• wrapping your arms around his waist and him wrapping his arms and his jacket around you, leaning his chin on your head
• you thinking he goes to kiss you but he actually licks over your mouth and nose because he thinks that’s funny
• “i love you to the moon and back darling”

CREDITS TO ESMEE FOR COMING UP WITH SOME OF THESE FOR ME SHE’S THE REAL MVP #DESMEE5EVER

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