The Signs as Shit I've Seen at a Public High School
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Aries:
fistfights during passing periods after which at least one kid leaves school and comes back with stitches
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Taurus:
leaving in the middle of class and getting bagels because you've lost control of your life
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Gemini:
finding a hot dog on the ground and eating it without a second thought
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Cancer:
lying down in a hallway and refusing to move for half an hour
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Leo:
those kids who scream at each other in crowded hallways
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Virgo:
multiple honors students having meltdowns in the quad at once
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Libra:
kids getting driven away on golf carts and disappearing for several days after the fact
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Scorpio:
fire alarms getting pulled at least once per quarter
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Sagittarius:
tiny, insular elective classes that act like cults
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Capricorn:
music teachers being feared and worshiped as gods
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Aquarius:
couples making out on the roof of the English building
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Pisces:
that one new teacher that doesn't know what the fuck they're doing and gets pushed around by the seniors